Satire & Humor Writing

McSweeney's Internet Tendency:

Hercule Poirot Joins Nextdoor

September 2021

An Open Letter to the Architect Who Invented Open-Concept Floor Plans

August 2021

Every HOA Ordinance Violated in the Song "Our House" by Madness

April 2021

The Hard Times:

Bisexual Unicorn? This Woman Tolerates a Man’s Presence While She Flirts With His Girlfriend

August 2021

Wet Shower Curtain Clinging to Woman’s Leg Most Intimacy She’s Experienced in Years

June 2021

40-Year-Old Punk Expecting Too Much From New Shoe Inserts

May 2021

Local Band Sets Up Merch Table Outside Mass Vaccination Site

April 2021

Points in Case:

21 Surprising Facts about the Eight Spiders You Swallowed in Your Sleep Last Year

July 2021

Help! I'm the Ideas Guy at Work and I'm All Out of Ideas

June 2021

The 17 Midnight Rides of Kyle Revere

April 2021

A Message for My Husband, Who Waits Until I'm Almost Done Cleaning to Ask if I Want Any Help

January 2021

Slackjaw:

Philosophy 101: I Think, Therefore I Clam

September 2021

Bob Dylan Writes Back-To-School Commercial Jingles Because Capitalism Won

August 2021

Excerpts From Herman Meowville’s Mousey-Stick

August 2021

 

FAQ For New Capitol Hill Tour Guides

July 2021

“Why Doesn’t Anyone Want To Work In My Restaurant?” BINGO

July 2021

Theoretical Outcomes Of Schrödinger’s Catastrophizing Anxiety Disorder

July 2021

Dr. Colin Cochran Brainstorms Slogans For His Clinic’s Colonoscopy Ad

June 2021

 

QUIZ: Is This A Quote From My 5-Year-Old Or An Old Timey Expression That Fell Out Of Style?

10th place in Slackjaw's Humor Writing Challenge, May 2021

I’m Your Toddler’s Self-Portrait On The Fridge And I’m Begging You To End My Torturous Existence

April 2021

The Belladonna:

Reviewing Boston Celebrities’ Pun-Based Restaurants

August 2021

Summer 2021 Climate Change BINGO

August 2021

An Incomplete List Of Things I Do That Are Too Loud According To The Worst Person In My Apartment Complex

June 2021

Monologue Jokes for the Talk Show Host Who’s a Little Too Excited About National Donut Day (June 2021)

DOs and DON’Ts for Submitting to CeraVe Skincare’s Short Humor Site, CeraHeHeHe

May 2021

 

Hey r/Relationships, Help Me Talk Sense Into My Egg-Obsessed Husband!

May 2021

 

Daily Itinerary of an Avid Prankster on April Fool’s Day

April 2021

If This Cartoon Lady Animal Doesn’t Have Human Breasts, How Will Men Know If We Wanna Fuck It?

March 2021

People of Gotham, Have Some Respect for the Deceased Joker’s Loved Ones During This Trying Time

February 2021

Funny-ish:

Your Mother's Dying, Charlie Brown! A Peanuts special on the five stages of good grief

July 2021

Flexx:

Guy Who Says 'Keep The Change' After Paying For His $4.70 Coffee With A Fiver Just As Generous In Other Areas Of His Life

July 2021

Widget:

Karl Marx Rewrites The ‘I Love Lucy’ Chocolate Factory Scene

June 2021

 

2 Ho Ho Ho's:

Please Rise as the RMS Titanic Orchestra Performs The Star-Spangled Banner on the Last Night of America

July 2021

Greener Pastures Magazine:

I’m the Skunk Who Sprayed Your Family Dog, and I’m Flying to Cancún to Escape This Dreadful Smell

February 2021

Tales of a Mommy Blogger: My Toddler’s Lemonade Stand Is Valued at One Trillion Dollars

February 2021

 

The Haven:

March 3rd is ‘National I Want You to Be Happy Day’ and I Won’t Be Celebrating, Brad from Xfinity

March 2021

Romeo & Juliet in 2021: Star-Cross’d Employees at Pfizer & Moderna Begin a Secret Romance

February 2021

 

 

DNAtured Journal:

Scientist Embarrassed To Admit He Thought RNA Stood For ‘Really Nice Ass’ This Whole Time

February 2021

 

The Boston Accent:

Cute! This Connecticut Woman Has Opinions On Massachusetts Drivers

January 2021

“Comedic Genius” Nancy Pelosi Endorses Joe Kennedy As A Bit

August 2020

Comics & Illustrated Pieces

Slackjaw:

 

I Would Like To Purchase Your Finest Single-Word Shirt

May 2021

Jane Austen's Wastebasket:

 

Cards I Wish I Could Give to New Parents

February 2021

One Year in Quarantine, Through the Eyes of Your Therapist

February 2021

The Great Gatsby, Without the Metaphor

January 2021

How Shakespeare Wrote Hamlet... Probably

January 2021

The Tell-Tale Heart, Without the Metaphor

January 2021