Satire & Humor Writing     

McSweeney's Internet Tendency

A High School History Teacher Grades Article II of the United States Constitution

The FBI Builds a Case Against the Baby-Sitters Club Crime Family

GUESS WHO?: Aches and Pains of an Aging Body Edition

Hercule Poirot Joins Nextdoor

An Open Letter to the Architect Who Invented Open-Concept Floor Plans

Every HOA Ordinance Violated in the Song "Our House" by Madness

The Hard Times

If You’re Gay Then Who’s the Man and Who’s the Long-suffering Partner That Secretly Meets With a Divorce Attorney Every Year Just in Case?

Why I Decided to Toilet Train My Kitten and Litter Box Train My Toddler

5 DIY Plates That Say “I Haven’t Washed the Dishes in a Week"

Bisexual Unicorn? This Woman Tolerates a Man’s Presence While She Flirts With His Girlfriend

Wet Shower Curtain Clinging to Woman’s Leg Most Intimacy She’s Experienced in Years

40-Year-Old Punk Expecting Too Much From New Shoe Inserts

Local Band Sets Up Merch Table Outside Mass Vaccination Site

Flexx Mag

Man's Best Friend? This Dog Upholds The Patriarchy

Op-Ed: Our Ancestors Committed Countless Untold Atrocities To Make Thanksgiving Dinner Possible So You Will Eat Canned Cranberry Sauce And You Will SAVOR IT

Guy Who Says 'Keep The Change' After Paying For His $4.70 Coffee With A Fiver Just As Generous In Other Areas Of His Life

Points in Case

Quiz: Are You Lamenting the Physical Effects of Aging or a Home Inspector Describing a Ramshackle Fixer-Upper?

Are You Assembling an IKEA Dining Room Set or Cooking a Thanksgiving Turkey for the First Time?

21 Surprising Facts about the Eight Spiders You Swallowed in Your Sleep Last Year

Help! I'm the Ideas Guy at Work and I'm All Out of Ideas

The 17 Midnight Rides of Kyle Revere

A Message for My Husband, Who Waits Until I'm Almost Done Cleaning to Ask if I Want Any Help

TwoFiftyOne

A Toddler Meets His Father

The Belladonna

Quiz: What Is Your Real Housewives Tagline?

New Holidays to Celebrate on February 14th

Who Said It: A Dog or Someone Who Doesn’t Have the COVID Vaccine in 2022?

Welcome To My Haunted House For Cats

Comedy Writers’ Room Job Posting: Multiple Bens

Fall-Themed Alignment Charts

5 Movie Monologues Rewritten To Address The Spammers Who Won’t! Stop! Texting! Me!

Reviewing Boston Celebrities’ Pun-Based Restaurants

Summer 2021 Climate Change BINGO

An Incomplete List Of Things I Do That Are Too Loud According To The Worst Person In My Apartment Complex

Monologue Jokes for the Talk Show Host Who’s a Little Too Excited About National Donut Day

DOs and DON’Ts for Submitting to CeraVe Skincare’s Short Humor Site, CeraHeHeHe

Hey r/Relationships, Help Me Talk Sense Into My Egg-Obsessed Husband!

Daily Itinerary of an Avid Prankster on April Fool’s Day

If This Cartoon Lady Animal Doesn’t Have Human Breasts, How Will Men Know If We Wanna Fuck It? (The Belladonna's most-read piece of 2021)

People of Gotham, Have Some Respect for the Deceased Joker’s Loved Ones During This Trying Time

 

Slackjaw

Other Drugs Dewey Cox Tried In Deleted Scenes From Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story

If Parenthood Functioned Like The U.S. Presidency

An Age-By-Age Guide To Explaining Steven Tyler To Your Child

Rules For Chekhov’s Other Guns

I Don’t Understand Why My Production Of ‘Grease: With Lions’ Was So Poorly Received

Philosophy 101: I Think, Therefore I Clam

Bob Dylan Writes Back-To-School Commercial Jingles Because Capitalism Won

Excerpts From Herman Meowville’s Mousey-Stick

FAQ For New Capitol Hill Tour Guides

“Why Doesn’t Anyone Want To Work In My Restaurant?” BINGO

Theoretical Outcomes Of Schrödinger’s Catastrophizing Anxiety Disorder

Dr. Colin Cochran Brainstorms Slogans For His Colonoscopy Clinic

QUIZ: Is This A Quote From My 5-Year-Old Or An Old Timey Expression That Fell Out Of Style? (10th place in Slackjaw's 2021 Humor Writing Challenge)

I Would Like To Purchase Your Finest Single-Word Shirt

I’m Your Toddler’s Self-Portrait On The Fridge And I’m Begging You To End My Torturous Existence

Funny-ish

Your Mother's Dying, Charlie Brown! A Peanuts special on the five stages of good grief

Widget

Karl Marx Rewrites The ‘I Love Lucy’ Chocolate Factory Scene

2 Ho Ho Ho's

Please Rise as the RMS Titanic Orchestra Performs The Star-Spangled Banner on the Last Night of America

Greener Pastures Magazine

I’m the Skunk Who Sprayed Your Family Dog, and I’m Flying to Cancún to Escape This Dreadful Smell

Tales of a Mommy Blogger: My Toddler’s Lemonade Stand Is Valued at One Trillion Dollars

The Haven

Your Favorite Halloween Candy Is Bad

A Bot Writes an Episode of The Sopranos

March 3rd is ‘National I Want You to Be Happy Day’ and I Won’t Be Celebrating, Brad from Xfinity

Romeo & Juliet in 2021: Star-Cross’d Employees at Pfizer & Moderna Begin a Secret Romance

DNAtured Journal

Scientist Embarrassed To Admit He Thought RNA Stood For ‘Really Nice Ass’ This Whole Time

The Boston Accent

Cute! This Connecticut Woman Has Opinions On Massachusetts Drivers

“Comedic Genius” Nancy Pelosi Endorses Joe Kennedy As A Bit      

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